@ dystopie


Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child


we all have a favorite eyebrow


Be wary of those who apologize for how you feel instead of apologizing for what they did to you


do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you


We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.


I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me